Late post, summary of day 11 valentine’s day massacre and day 12’s deaths.

DAY 11

RIP Swarley
Death by spoon at the William Pattern Student Center (12:18PM)

RIP Wargreymon
Death at Rutgers (5:00pm) 

RIP SoulEater
Death by sock outside Step By Step. (8:15pm)

RIP CinnaStixx.
Death by spoon in front of Step By Step. (9:34pm.) 

DAY 12

NO DEATHS

DAY 13 is today.

TODAY’s SAFETY ITEM. A BRIGHT SWEATER worn loose or tied like CARLTON BANKS.
 

R.I.P. arnoldswartzaniggaa

Death by spoon in front of Step By Step. (7:34pm)





Might want to watch your back. Those who haven’t had any kills yet, we’re coming for you.

Oh yea, new secret assassins have been deployed.

Oh yea, new safety item:  A paper bag over the head. Feel free to cut out eye-holes so you can see.  The bag must be fully covering your noggin. 

No kills today, so you know what that means…

SAFETY ITEM: NONE.

 

Some good methodical kills today. Lets look at the damage.

R.I.P. Numbah4 
Death by sock in the Step By Step parking lot (9:00AM)

R.I.P. justinliwanag
Death by sock in the Step By Step parking lot (3:00PM)

R.I.P. eightyeight
Death by spoon at Wendy’s (5:30PM) 

Your reward, a safety item for today (FEB 12). 

SAFETY ITEM: a STUFFED ANIMAL. Must be held visibly in ONE ARM. 

No one was killed.

Safety Item: NONE STILL.

Happy killing. 

R.I.P. Applesauce
Death by spoon to shoulder at the Willy P student center.

SUUUP BREH. Secret Assassins have been sent out. They’ll be coming to get ya, oh and they won’t always be the same assassin if you survive that day.

Oh yea, and ONLY ONE KILL today? Com’on brehhhh, wizzzzzeeak. Time to step it up and cause mass hysteria up in yo areas.

SAFETY ITEM for Today: NONE.

P.S. LINNATION. We were witnesses 

R.I.P. Shouji
Death by spoon outside of Step By Step in the parking lot. (9:00PM)

Productive day. Early morning deaths followed by a long stretch of peace. And then BAM, another death in the late afternoon. Nothing better than to see great friends betray each other for the pure win. Good progress for a few, but everyone else is slacking. Time to unleash the secret assassins. WE DONE CHANGED THE GAME ON YOU AGAIN.

INTRODUCING THE SECRET ASSASSIN
These people are specially handpicked by the game masters for their craftiness and ability to carry out these special missions. Their main purpose are to eliminate ANYONE who has not had a kill within 5 days (N.B. If you had a kill recently, your five day counter resets back to a fresh five starting on the day of your most recent kill.) 

YOUR SAFETY ITEMS DO NOT PROTECT YOU FROM THEM. Their kills are special case. If you encounter one that is sent to kill you, you can do two things. 1. RUN. or 2. You can let it ride and fight one back with a spoon, or a sock, only once they initiate the attack. They cannot wear safety items (privilege only to active alive assassins in the game), which means YES, you CAN KILL THEM. If you do kill one, they are OUT for the rest of the day and cannot come back to kill you until 1200AM the NEXT DAY. ANYONE CAN BE A SECRET ASSASSIN. 

For everyone else that still wants to live, this is probably what you were waiting for…

Safety item of the day: Either band-aids or eye black under your eyes. With your area code on them. See pic below for reference.

Couldn’t wait. Only 50+ minutes after the start of day 4 and blood was shed. 

R.I.P. The Buccinator 
Death by spoon and accomplice in The Buccinator’s dorm room at RUTGERS. (12:43AM)

R.I.P. ALTAIR
Death by his own sock exiting his own car at RUTGERS. (12:54AM) 

We’ve been getting a lot of traffic from that last post of that loverly picture, so we’re going to extend the same safety item to today since its CLEARLY a fan favorite. REMEMBER it must be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper and must be visible ON YOU for it to be considered a safety item.

Anyway, as of this sunday no one was killed. Today was a good day.